He tells a drowsy Dale Cooper that three people have seen the third man that was present the night Laura was murdered, but only one person Dale knows has seen his body. The giant shows back up at the end of the episode for some more helpful murder case hints. I also hate my glasses, Maddy, but I do enjoy being able to see things. She does break her glasses into two pieces because she hates them, though. Maddy is having visions of horribly stained rugs, or something. Actually, that is kind of impressive because it came in a time before you could Google the words вЂњHungry Horse.вЂќ The second: Andy finds out that Leo Johnson was locked up in jail in Hungry Horse, Montana, giving Leo an alibi for the Theresa Banks murder. The first comes after the genius move called вЂњbeing terrified of Agent Rosenfeld and getting smacked in the face with a board.вЂќ Boom, found some cocaine and some boots underneath that board. Some more fine detective work from Deputy Andy this episode, though. TheyвЂ™re nice, and very much needed in the grand batshit scheme of this whole show but thereвЂ™s a thing called moderation, Mssrs. I could have done with like three, maybe four of these scenes being cut. Okay, he probably said more than that but the only part I listened to was the thing about him shooting NadineвЂ™s eye out. We had Bobbie visiting Shelly in the hospital, BobbyвЂ™s dad bonding with him over a vision he had once, Pete Martell crying because he still loves Catherine (who is missing), Doctor Jacoby telling everyone yet again how much he loved Laura, and Big Ed recounting how he shot out NadineвЂ™s eye on their honeymoon. There were a lot of too-long вЂњhumanвЂќ moments this episode that usually came in the form of a tearful monologue or conversation and ballooned the run-time of the episode to an hour and a half. Even then, he doesnвЂ™t look half as healthy and vivacious as his wife. HeвЂ™s way less sad about the brutal murder of his only child now. Oh and real quick, his hair has turned completely white and nobody really knows why. He has a quick episode where he faints mid-song, but he recovers pretty nicely. He spends the episode dancing around, having a great time, singing a song I am just finding out is NOT the same as the Partridge Family theme song. IвЂ™ve never been more pleased to see Uncle Jerry interrupt a scene. Ben Horne continues to make advances at his own daughter, but he doesnвЂ™t know it because sheвЂ™s holding a mask up to her face and really the less said about it the better. Remember at the end of last season when Audrey is undercover as a hooker at One-Eyed Jacks and is waiting to service the owner, but turns out the owner is her dad? Well, that scene continues here. He also tells Dale вЂњLeo locked inside a hungry horse, thereвЂ™s a clue at LeoвЂ™s house,вЂќ which youвЂ™d think would count as a fourth thing but itвЂ™s separate from the other threeВ things, because the giant is only allowed to say three вЂњthings.вЂќ Confused? Good! Onward we go. Make it a little more vague next time, giant man, I like a challenge. Well, I think that about wraps things up. He tells Cooper three things, which IвЂ™ll lay out for you in a way less creepy way with bullet points.

After about seven minutes of what I can only call stellar room service, the alien ambassador from Men in BlackВ slowly fades into CooperвЂ™s room and announces heвЂ™s going to spit some otherworldly knowledge.

So, Dale Cooper is still lying there after getting shot in the season one finale, but if you thought he was dead you either donвЂ™t understand the mettle of one Dale Cooper OR you watched this show when it first aired 25 years ago.

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